ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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