then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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