You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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