he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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