Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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