super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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