i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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