My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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