quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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