Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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