Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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