He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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