Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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