summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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