Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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