Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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