Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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