Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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