don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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