I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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