IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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