She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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