Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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