That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
