Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
