I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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