Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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