Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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