16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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