i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
