What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dick very happy bro
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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