So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
