it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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