There was a lot of him and a little penis
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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