i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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