oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she looked like the before picture.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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