Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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