So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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