Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
