I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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