I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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