I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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