But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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