honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
bring money and cleavage
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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