fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he puts the penis in happiness.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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