I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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