when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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