come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
A bitchslap is in order.
Randomize
