I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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