32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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